So, Citi fucking sucks. They need to be sued. Class action anyone?

Situation:

I owed Citi some money. It’s me, it happens…. Anyways, I paid them what they wanted and they shut up, so all was well. Or not… Now, over a year later I get a letter from the collections agency saying Citi wants money. So wtf?! I call them, and they tell me that Citi sold them the account to collect it. No problem, not their fault. So I call Citi to piss and moan because they are fucking retarded. Now, here’s where things get really fucked up, and why Citi needs to be sued.

THEY HAVE NO RECORD OF MY ACCOUNT PERIOD! WTF?!?!?!?!

There’s obviously a serious problem some where. They are required to keep records for 7 years (federal law). Now, the situation gets worse.

EVERY TIME I CALL THEY “LOSE” MORE INFO ABOUT ME! WTF?!?!?!

First time I called, they pulled up my account info, told me it was sold to said collections agency.
Second time I called, they couldn’t pull up my account, just could tell me it was sold to said collections agency.
Third time I called, THERE’S NO FUCKING RECORD OF ME EVER HAVING AN ACCOUNT!

Problem: I paid them, and per WellsFargo, Citi got the check and cashed it. So that’s not the issue.

Now I’m between a rock and a hard place. Thankfully, I have the records from paying them. Now I just have to figure out what to do and who to rip a new one…

FUCK CITI, DON’T EVER BANK WITH THEM!!!

They take way too long to preheat. Why must the damn heating element cycle so much?

Trick: Hit broil for like 5 minutes first, then set the desired temperature. Gets there much faster

As you can probably tell, things look different now.

I’ve not only changed the look, but I’ve changed a large amount of code, adding some new features.

It was a huge pain in the ass.

I had a rather funny conversation with Michelle earlier today:

Michelle: haha.
Michelle: i needa restart.
Joe: …..windows?
Joe: dont tell me your using windows…
Joe: hahaha
Michelle: you knew i was, smart one.
Joe: you nuked mint?
Michelle: why else on facebook would i say i have windows 7?
Michelle: haha.
Joe: haha dual boot?
Joe: so ew
***Joe pukes all over your computer
Joe: get rid of that horrid thing
Michelle: Hahahahaha.

Pretty much sums up my opinion on Windows 7.

Ok, so Windows 7 isn’t that bad, and Mint isn’t the greatest distro out there, but its still a lot better than Windows.

As always, Debian for me

So, I was bored and something sparked the idea to look at GE turbofans. Sure, Pratt & Whitney make some awesome ones too, but I like GE, and I’ve seen the plant in SC that makes them, so GE it is.

Now what could I do with a GE90-115B you ask? Well, it produces about 127,900 lbf (568,9 kN) of thrust…so roughly 111,526 HP… Sure, it weighs just over 9 tons…but that’s a lot of power…

So, lets build some massive chassis to set it on, put some sort of cabin on, and a massive fuel tank… Turbofan car-thing?

I think it would somewhat work, but I don’t know if it’d be possible to survive… The G-force from that kind of acceleration is probably way over the lethal threshold… It’d be awesome to try though…