Cork Board

(11:05:26 PM) Joe: try breaking in, wont work
(11:05:27 PM) Joe: haha
(11:05:41 PM) Michelle: ha probably not.
(11:06:01 PM) Joe: i doubt its anything less than super hard to get past the hardware box on top of shelly, let alone in her
(11:06:02 PM) Joe: haha
(11:06:25 PM) Michelle: haha.
(11:06:32 PM) Michelle: kind of like my own.
(11:06:50 PM) Joe: hahahahaha
(11:06:58 PM) Joe: one day

(01:12:28 PM) ***Joe wonders what 100mbit both ways will be like
(01:12:56 PM) Mitch: faaaast.
(01:13:05 PM) Joe: better be
(01:13:05 PM) Mitch: possibly with more a’s
(01:13:08 PM) Joe: hahaha

(11:38:33 PM) Joe: heh: “Please note that, due to security concerns, attachments cannot be accepted. Accordingly, any notification of infringement submitted electronically with an attachment will not be received or processed.”
(11:38:40 PM) Mitch: heh
(11:38:51 PM) Joe: aimini.net
(11:38:59 PM) Joe: lets see, i dont see anything non-pirated there…
(11:39:07 PM) ***Joe should call riaa…heh

(02:29:05 PM) Dani: My brain is angry
(02:29:10 PM) Joe: ha…
(02:29:27 PM) Dani: whats the ha for
(02:29:34 PM) Joe: angry brain
(02:29:36 PM) Joe: lol

(09:24:05 AM) Joe: i mean…you know that if i *really* wanted in your box i’d be in there by now
(09:24:15 AM) Joe: …that sounds wrong when you think about it another way…
(09:24:20 AM) Joe: hahahaha
(09:24:38 AM) Michelle: That’s what he said…
(09:25:31 AM) Michelle: I’d prefer if you didn’t make your way into my box. Haha.
(09:25:43 AM) Joe: haha which one?
(09:27:07 AM) Michelle: Haha either or. :p

(03:45:19 PM) Joe: lol at&t u-verse hold music is so brandy & ray j – another day in paradise…
(03:46:24 PM) Mitch: ?
(03:46:31 PM) Joe: sad? lol
(03:46:47 PM) Joe: its a failed attempt at a midi version too
(03:46:48 PM) Joe: heh
(03:47:22 PM) Mitch: fail.
(03:47:25 PM) Joe: yep

(07:56:06 PM) Shana: dude i got like 322 songs from you lol i bow down to the thief of music lol
(07:56:11 PM) Joe: hahaha

(02:12:45 PM) Shana: well i could put it on cds and then delete it off my computer lol
(02:12:57 PM) Joe: eh, dvd’s even would be like 140…
(02:13:05 PM) Joe: blueray would be the way to go…
(02:13:21 PM) Joe: it’d only be like 11
(02:15:34 PM) Shana: i have dvds lol i could do that
(02:15:38 PM) Joe: lol
(02:17:52 PM) Joe: or 735 cds…
(02:17:53 PM) Joe: haha
(02:19:51 PM) Shana: yea i dont have that many cds
(02:19:54 PM) Joe: haha

(07:14:15 PM) Joe: fuck it, lets buy an air field full of hangars and go for the full 2EB XFS can do…
(07:14:58 PM) Jessie: lol
(07:16:41 PM) Joe: see, if we took a bunch of massive servers with external scsi, loaded the scsi to the max and the servers to the max, put them on a group of like 200 each, each group connected a super group of 200 each…we could do 2EB TCP-RAID-55
(07:18:10 PM) Jessie: we would need heat suits going into that hanger
(07:18:22 PM) Joe: most likely :p
(07:18:25 PM) Jessie: lol
(07:19:17 PM) Joe: i think we’d need our own dedicated nuke plant just for the a/c systems…
(07:19:54 PM) Jessie: lol
(07:22:16 PM) Joe: call up ignalina in estonia and be like “so, about that old totally unsafe reactor you have no idea what to do with…freight it over here and set it up for me and i’ll take it from you for free, i dont care if it blows up”
(07:22:18 PM) Joe: lol…

(03:21:14 AM) Joe: hmm: 1 week b/w avg: 224.89GB
(03:21:16 AM) Joe: …
(03:21:23 AM) Mitch: hah
(03:21:28 AM) Mitch: you on comcast?
(03:21:31 AM) Joe: yes
(03:21:36 AM) Mitch: they must love you.
(03:21:41 AM) Mitch: >.>
(03:22:33 AM) Joe: and thats just me, dennis torrents like mad too
(03:22:41 AM) Joe: i think we average 1-2tb/month
(03:23:08 AM) Mitch: nice.
(03:23:25 AM) Joe: im waiting for crapcast to be like “fuck you dude, no more 20/5 for you”
(03:23:26 AM) Joe: heh
(03:23:54 AM) Mitch: I’m amazed they haven’t already
(03:24:02 AM) Joe: me too
(03:24:08 AM) Joe: we need like an OC3 here…
(03:24:13 AM) Joe: for just 2 people…
(03:25:29 AM) Mitch: that’d be sweet
(03:25:40 AM) Joe: right now im downloading at 2.47Mb/s and uploading at 977KB/s…gonna be like that for the next day or two
(03:27:19 AM) Mitch: and I thought I was happy with 650KB down, 60KB up
(03:27:42 AM) Joe: heh…

(12:56:58 PM) Joe: so…since i just twittered…what would you do if you had a penis? HAHAHA
(12:57:23 PM) Michelle: i would beat off. constantly.
(12:57:39 PM) Michelle: i’d be like, “Woah, there’s something between my legs, i wanna play with it!”
(12:57:44 PM) Michelle: like a fucking cat with a ball of yarn
(12:57:49 PM) Joe: ……HAHAHAHA
(12:59:12 PM) Joe: its kinda over rated…
(12:59:26 PM) Michelle: i wouldn’t know.
(12:59:43 PM) Joe: i hope not lol
(12:59:57 PM) Joe: you have it a bit easier, no sticky goo everytime haha
(01:00:35 PM) Michelle: haha right.
(01:00:52 PM) Joe: and you know this is so going on the cork board
(01:00:54 PM) Joe: hahaha
(01:01:03 PM) Michelle: aw fuck.

(05:29:43 PM) Michelle: haha.
(05:29:47 PM) Michelle: i needa restart.
(05:30:01 PM) Joe: …..windows?
(05:36:44 PM) Joe: dont tell me your using windows…
(05:36:47 PM) Joe: hahaha
(05:37:01 PM) Michelle: you knew i was, smart one.
(05:37:10 PM) Joe: you nuked mint?
(05:37:41 PM) Michelle: why else on facebook would i say i have windows 7?
(05:37:42 PM) Michelle: haha.
(05:37:50 PM) Joe: haha dual boot?
(05:37:52 PM) Joe: so ew
(05:37:57 PM) ***Joe pukes all over your computer
(05:38:01 PM) Joe: get rid of that horrid thing
(05:38:21 PM) Michelle: Hahahahaha.

(07:05:36 PM) Joe: i need to torrent something
(07:05:45 PM) Joe: im not torrenting right now, and its a weird feeling…
(07:05:54 PM) Joe: ‘cept i have no idea what to torrent…
(07:05:59 PM) Dani: then don’t
(07:06:00 PM) Dani: lol
(07:06:05 PM) Joe: but i have to torrent…
(07:06:16 PM) Dani: lol

(04:13:52 PM) Joe: fake raw blueberries = yuck
(04:14:28 PM) Shana: How do you get fake blue berries
(04:14:42 PM) Joe: cheap ass blueberry muffin mix
(04:15:11 PM) Joe: ‘cept we have no milk or eggs, and im too lazy to actually make them, so i threw in some water and am eating the mix….
(04:15:24 PM) Shana: Lol fail you never eat those raw lol they are nasty
(04:16:06 PM) Shana: Oh yuck you could try this thing called going to the store
(04:16:10 PM) Joe: very much so, but there is no other food in the house
(04:22:29 PM) Joe: found mini bag of popcorn
(04:22:54 PM) Joe: expired march 29 but oh well

(12:02:40 AM) Joe: so…i just bitched how this sites registration form text was so big you could read it if your blind…and missed the zip field…
(12:02:50 AM) Mitch: XD

(04:44:19 PM) Joe: your drunk texting skills are 0….haha
(04:45:18 PM) Michelle: Haha they get better.
(04:45:35 PM) Joe: haha
(04:46:10 PM) Michelle: or worse.
(04:46:11 PM) Michelle: haha.
(04:46:14 PM) Joe: (02:57:55 AM) Joe: haha just made pidgin handle twitter too
(02:58:38 AM) Michelle: Hahahahaha really?!
(02:58:59 AM) Joe: yup, checking if it works, just twittered you, pulling it up in iceweasel now
(02:59:30 AM) Michelle: You fuck.
(02:59:39 AM) Joe: what?
(02:59:52 AM) Michelle: You fuck.
(03:00:17 AM) Michelle: You fuck.
(03:00:32 AM) Joe: haha thanks…
(03:00:53 AM) Joe: works great haha
(03:01:25 AM) Michelle: I don’t remember.
(03:01:43 AM) Michelle: Ahahahahahahaha.
(03:01:43 AM) Joe: pretty drunk?
(03:02:15 AM) Michelle: Yes.
(03:02:34 AM) Joe: haha
(03:02:39 AM) Michelle: Yes.
(03:03:01 AM) Michelle: Yes.
(03:03:21 AM) Michelle: Yes.
(03:04:17 AM) Joe: and bad service, or you keep sending me 2 or 3 copies intentionally haha
(03:04:21 AM) Michelle: Yeah. Something like that.

(08:26:00 PM) Joe: any not-java not-.net questions i can handle lol
(08:26:13 PM) Dani: heh

(09:42:38 PM) Joe: im bored haha
(10:00:47 PM) Michelle: Haha. Nice to meet you, bored. I’m Michelle.
(11:08:26 PM) Joe: hahahaha

(10:17:38 PM) Kevin: my name is lynch i killed a clutch in a week
(10:17:40 PM) Kevin: lol
(10:17:51 PM) Kevin: that was perfectly functional when i got it
(10:18:05 PM) Kevin: and only had like 30% wear and 75000 miles when i got it
(10:18:25 PM) Joe: yep

(8:54:06 PM) Joe: so, we should go to russia
(8:54:17 PM) Mitch: why’s that?
(8:54:18 PM) Joe: lets not forget the banana suits though…
(8:54:25 PM) Joe: we should go look at Mayak…
(8:54:27 PM) Joe: heh
(8:54:29 PM) Mitch: heh

(11:31:05 PM) Joe: i love how our wlan is called PussyLovers and our neighbors is called CuntWhistle…..
(11:31:13 PM) Mitch: >.>
(11:31:19 PM) Joe: yeah…

(3:04:26 AM) Joe: i hate stupid people
(3:05:23 AM) Dani: Sorry
(3:05:49 AM) Joe: apparently it makes you cool to drink to the point where you puke, drink more, puke again, and repeat 3 days in a row
(3:06:02 AM) Joe: apparently said person is “cooler” than me because they can do that
(3:06:10 AM) Joe: i think said person needs a darwin award…
(3:06:50 AM) Dani: Don’t worry about it
(3:07:22 AM) Dani: Her liver will deal with her

(2:12:07 AM) April: dude
(2:12:09 AM) April: im junk
(2:12:15 AM) April: and i just puked all over myuself
(2:12:21 AM) April: xD
(2:12:29 AM) April: jus thought id let u now